Thursday, June 12, 2008

Friday The 13th with Switch & Bald Eagle

Tomorrow is Friday The 13th at Smartbar featuring Switch and me, Bald Eagle. Buy tickets here - $10 / $15 after midnight OR text "Smartbar" to 46786 for $7 admission before MIDNIGHT! Come witness the UK's master producer/DJ, Switch (aka David Taylor aka Solid Groove). Some say he's the "godfather" of a new sound now being labeled "fidget," which is now being heard on record labels such as Chicago's Potty Mouth (Crookers, Santiago & Bushido), UK's Wearhouse (Lee Mortimer, Andy George) and Switch's own label Dubsided (Sinden, Jesse Rose). Expect spacious dance sets full of bumpin' bass, blurpin' twirks and bangin' breaks all under the guise of house, techno, electro and a slight touch of hip-hopness.




XOXO, Bald Eagle

P.S. BOO!

Monday, June 2, 2008

Study: There’s money in Chicago Music. Hood Internet: Chicago Music is money.

A joint effort by the Chicago Music Commission and the University of Chicago’s Harris School of Cultural Policy, found both encouraging and not-so-surprising news about the local music biz. Firstly, Chicago “ranks third among metropolitan areas in the overall size of its music industry” behind, surprise-surprise; Los Angeles and New York. Chicago also had lower total revenue (meaning cheaper ticket prices for us, yay.)

The more-interesting news, fleshed out well by Chicago Innerview, is that Chicago books better bands, more often, for (relatively) cheaper ticket prices than any other American city:
…Researchers looked at the number of performances from Billboard magazine's "Top 100 Artists" and the "Top 100 Artists" from the Village Voice Critics Poll and found that in 2004, Chicago had about 10 more such concerts than New York City. "There’s no other city where those critically acclaimed shows make up a bigger percentage of the total revenue generated," the study's co-author Dan Silver states. "So Chicago is really the center of high critical taste."
A study quantifying the awesomeness of Chicago Music is nice to have, but there’s another way of celebrating the diversity of music in this city, and no, it’s not to re-name streets as Honorable Peter Cetera Parkway, and OkGo Boulevard.

It’s an all-city mashup mixtape of course! Courtesy of The Hood Internet. Though it doesn’t delve too far into the Blues and Gospel history of Chicago, lots of tunes from multiple decades are represented here and pack a serious punch--Twista rhyming over The Sea & Cake, Diverse with Andrew Bird, Dude N Nem N OFFICE, The Cool Kids party-rappin’ over house legend Frankie Knuckles--it's all here. It’s a tight mix. My personal fav has to be the ’85 Bears shuffling alongside Kanye and Wilco. -Brian

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Bush compares Iraq to WWII...no seriously

Just got a text from my mom, who is attending the Air Force Academy graduation that Prez. Bush spent about 15 minutes comparing the current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to gulp, WWII. Really? I didn't believe until CNN told me so.

"Our nation is once again contending with an ideology that seeks to sow anger, hatred and despair: the ideology of Islamic extremism," Bush said. "Germany and Japan, once mortal enemies, are now allies of the United States. And people across the world have reaped the benefits from that alliance," he said. "Today, we must do the same in Afghanistan and Iraq. ... We'll lay the foundation of peace for generations to come."

That's pretty sweet. Word is still out on whether or not he compared Sadam to Hitler, but one can only hope. - Kevin

Friday, May 16, 2008

You wish you were this cool



The 2008 US Air Guitar Tour is coming to Chicago!!! June 12, Metro. Get your butt out there to see some sweet air guitar action. The press release describes it best: "Miraculous performances. Death-defying feats of strength. Water into wine. Pageantry that will dazzle the eye and overwhelm the senses. All the things that make rock and roll a spectacle; make rock and roll spectacular. Without the use of a single instrument."



The tour is part of the 6th annual US Air Guitar Championships. Each of the 21 cities will produce one winner, who--along with last year's champion, William Ocean--will compete in the national competition. That winner will then represent the country in August in Finland during the World Championships. This is the real deal, people. -Diana

Camel coming soon



Seeing as how nobody believes that I unintentionally summoned a cougar to the city via my cougar ring tone, I have decided to change my ring tone yet again. Instead of a potentially dangerous creature, I have opted for a more benign animal this time.

Chicagoans, be aware that a wild camel will most likely be spotted at large in either the downtown or Roscoe Village areas in the coming months. This is all your fault. Next time, you'll listen - Rannell

That's gonna sting...



If you don't mind watching a couple of grown men and women playing a childhood sport, I highly recommend coming out to the Ray Meyer Fitness and Recreation Center of Depaul (2235 N. Sheffield) this Saturday, May 17 to catch the 2nd annual National Dodgeball League Championship Tour. It all starts at 9 a.m. so make sure you cash in your Dunkin' Donuts trivia prizes for free donuts and hash browns and head on over. Make sure you also yell nice and loud for my team, yeah? -Lizelle

Donnie Wahlberg becomes fashionable again.



I turned on the television this morning just in time for New Kids on the Block. They performed their new song "Summertime" and also a montage of all their old songs. "Hanging Tough," "Please Don't Go Girl" and "Step by Step" were amongst them with choreography to match. Oh NKOTB. Singing in the rain, in their matching suits, trying to get girls in the crowd to pass out from excitement.



If you are going to sing in the rain and get any kind of reaction from me, you better do it right. And with accents. -Lizelle

Street Fests: All Exciting at First

To paraphrase the late-great Mitch Hedburg, “Street festivals are like pancakes; all exciting at first, but by the end you’re fucking sick of ‘em.”



It’s true. You see all these festival listings lining up for every weekend deep into August, and you think about how great it will be to hang around outside. You look forward to not paying the “optional” cover charge, grabbing a drink, eating something off of a cob or a stick and just CHILLING. It never ends up that way. After a few, you come to realize that beer lines (and beer tickets) suck, hoards of people suck, and usually the bands suck.

So, here’s some fests coming up that I would ACTUALLY recommend going to:

-Brian Howe Battle

Thursday, May 15, 2008

$40 for an Hour Massage? Yup -- it's true!



Our friends at the Wellness Studio have just welcomed a new massage therapist (Sasha Hanning) and first-time massage clients can get a 60-minute massage for just $40 (regularly $80). This limited-time offer is a great deal and if I know how things operate at the Wellness Studio, you will leave feeling refreshed and like a new person. And if your back issues are more severe, talk to owner Kristin Argo about setting up a chiropractic appointment. Print out this massage offer -- you'll need to bring it with you to the appointment.

Reason No. 36 to Love California: Gay Marriage



No it's not the avocados; fresh sushi-grade fish; year-round hiking, surfing or biking; the abundance of hybrid cars; Half Dome; Coachella; Tahoe; Golden Gate Bridge; Hollywood or Hwy 1 (but these all pretty much kick ass). It's the fact that the California Supreme Court believes in the rights of all people. California's high court today overturned a ruling saying that it's unconstitutional to deny gay couples the right to marry. They likened it to not allowing interracial couples to marry.

The justices, in a 4-3 ruling, wrote, "In view of the substance and significance of the fundamental constitutional right to form a family relationship, the California Constitution properly must be interpreted to guarantee this basic civil right to all Californians, whether gay or heterosexual, and to same-sex couples as well as to opposite-sex couples."

This is a huge day for our country. Massachusetts made same-sex marriage legal four years ago at the same time that San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom started issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. All the marriages granted during that period had been nullified, but will now be reinstated. Today Newsom said, "It's a throwaway line, but I think it's true: As California goes, so goes the rest of the nation."

So Mayor Daley -- when are you going to start issuing same-sex marriage licenses in the city? Let's make this happen! -- Ari

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

If you are not too busy trying to get the armored car open with a baseball bat...



Check out this flickr page of NYC vs. Liberty City (Grand Theft Auto 4). It's pretty amazing. Next being able to run over pregnant ladies and not being shamed for it. -Lizelle

"Did Steve tell you that, perchance?"

In honor of Bret and Jemaine's show at the Chicago Theatre tonight:



These two minutes from Flight of the Conchords are on par with "Laser Cats" as my all-time favorite comedic bits filmed for TV. Please enjoy. - Kim

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

VON BONDIES @ SUBTERRANEAN 5/15



Where have the pouty garage-rock quartet the Von Bondies been since the release of their catchy, peer pressure-tinged single "C'Mon, C'Mon?" The embarrassing answer is in my head every time I took a shower this past month. Fortunately for fans of the sex and angst-filled rock tornado (and especially my roommates), the Bondies move from my cranium to Subterranean for an all-ages show with DIE! DIE! DIE! and My Were They. The Detroit-based band are promoting their third to-be-released studio album "Love, Hate And Then There's You." But if you're aching for new material now, check out their self-released Myspace.com EP "We Are Kamikazes," which will probably make a better bang than brawling with Jack White.

Doors: 6:30 p.m./ Show: 7 p.m.
Tix: $1o adv/ $12 at the door

-KP

Recap!

Did you miss all of our events last week? Live vicariously through these photo galleries then.

Rehab: Cinco de Mayo/South afterparty evilOlive


photographs by everyoneisfamous.com


photographs by thevastdifference.com

Outdanced 2 year anniversary at Funky Buddha


photographs by everyoneisfamous.com

Life During Wartime/Rock the Rabbit with The Heavy at Darkroom


photographs by Daniel Peter


photographs by actionbooth.com

Monday, May 12, 2008

Save Live Music in Chicago




The Chicago city council will vote on Wednesday on the "Event Promoters" ordinance which, if passed, will force small promoters of live music, theater and cultural events to pay an absurd fee to obtain a license to put on their shows. Please sign the following petition and then call your alderman and tell them to vote no. Do it for the music, man.

Friday, May 9, 2008

T.G.I.F.

Thank goodness it's Friday!! Dance your way into the weekend with a new song from Mic Terror.



Mic Terror feat. Donnis - Ooh Wee









Download and let the booty shaking begin!

-- Katherine

Previously on LOST

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*Spoiler Warning*

With three episodes left in the season, LOST this week, wasted little time in driving up the dramatic tension and suspense the series is known for. Some secondary characters died, a main character refused-to-be-shot, and some long lost dads, turned out to be not so dead.

You know, LOST stuff.

Apparently Locke and Richard go way, way back. Claire is OK and having fun hanging out with her dad, who might just be a stand-in for Jacob. Michael cannot be killed, though not for lack of trying, and Keamy is potentially the best bad guy you-love-to-hate ever.

LOST continues to build towards what will no doubt be an epic season finale, though it stands to be seen as to whether or not they can top last years mind-shattering conclusion involving the future. (I’m hoping they work in ghosts so Miles can get more screen time and just because I love ghosts.)

The only thing I can say this episode suffered from was a lack of Daniel Faraday and not-enough Desmond. We can always use more Desmond and Faraday. Always. And what’s up with killing off the secondary characters with such relentless speed? By my count they’ve killed off enough people to fill a second plane and start the show all-over again.

Oh yeah, Locke has to find a way to move the island.

Dun dun duhhhhh!

TONIGHT | L.D.W. & UR present Playboy's Rock the Rabbit @ darkroom



If you didn't stay up past your bedtime to catch the Heavy on Carson Daly last night, don't miss your chance to see them live at Darkroom (2210 W. Chicago) for Life During Wartime/Rock the Rabbit takes on Chicago.

The Heavy - Coleen


And if you love the UR Chicago girls as much as we do, you make it out early to watch the Chicago debut of Rocktapussy in all its glory.

Rocktapussy - Ice Cream Sandwiches









Also, don't forget to get in on the action with Actionbooth.com. G'yeah!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

"Nantendo"

If you were waiting in line for a Nintendo Wii for the past couple of Holidays, I think I found out who's been patiently waiting in line for them, snagging them before you could. They are so cute, aweee...



Now, if they really need to get their hearts beating faster for more exercise, they should bring in This Golden Retriever.

-JMR

...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me

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This Saturday (May 10th) marks the return of the "Sci-Fi Spectacular" to the Music Box Theater! Is there any better way to spend your Saturday then by taking in over 12 glorious hours of some of best science-fiction to ever grace the silver screen? Probably, but hey, here we are.
Anyways, films on tap for this blockbuster marathon include: Island of Lost Souls (1932), Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers (1956), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khhhhhaaaannnnnnn! (1982), Death Race 2000 (!) (1975), The Road Warrior (!!)(1981), and finally, Robocop (!!!!)(1987).
Seriously though, if you're looking for B-movie exploitation to the max, you can't go wrong with the uber-dystopian vision on display in Death Race, Road Warrior and Robocop.

PS, yes "Road Warrior" is the good Mad Max film.

- Sam