Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Ninjas Fu¢king ROCK!!!!!

Now imagine a full town of em. That would rock on epic proportions. Finally my dreams have been answered. At least as a video game. Ninjatown will be hitting shelves for the Nintendo DS sometime next year. If these cute, yet horribly bad ass masked assassins look familiar it's because they are the creation of local toymaker Shawnimals. The full line of these plush killers are available now, yes RIGHT NOW at Rotofugi located at 1953 W. Chicago Ave. Stop by, say hi and maybe, just maybe you will run into the real life Shawnimals. Dope.

Paul D.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ninjas are pretty cool I guess...I prefer wizards.

Anonymous said...

you would.

Anonymous said...

I concur with jib. You most def. would. Ninjas would kick the shit out of both wizards and pirates at the same time. Sad thing is neither would hear a thing...

Strictly for my Ninjas

MEMBERS OF THE BOARD said...

huzzah!!!!

Anonymous said...

i'm a ninja. i ninja-ed a wizard this morning for breakfast.

Anonymous said...

whatever...wizards have magic. magic trumps ninja skills. wizards FTW!!!

Paul Degrassi said...

Keep playing WOW there little lady. And ninjas can do magic too. Its not just exclusive to Wizards and Jesus.

Anonymous said...

You arrogance, young paul, shall cost you your life... I challenge you to a wizard duel!!!

HUZZAH!!!

Unknown said...

harry potter > all other wizards, ninjas and pirates.

and gnomes and fairies.

Anonymous said...

chuck norris is a ninja, wizard, AND pirate.

also, he changed his name to voldemort so harry potter wouldn't have to die in fear of hearing who really killed his parents.

Anonymous said...

sometimes my girlfriend dresses up as Hermione and gives me blowjobs.

Anonymous said...

Wizards encompass warlocks, mages, priests, and any other spellcaster whose primary function is damaging or healing its targets. If said wizard was also trained in kung fu and the art of stealth, it could also become a wizard-ninja, otherwise known as a Chess Hubbard.

Unknown said...

And then Bear Grylls would come and save you all, because he can do anything (with only a bottle of water, a knife and a flint).