Wednesday, September 19, 2007

An open letter to Verizon Wireless

Dear Verizon Wireless:

I have been receiving junk/spam text messages over the past week and I do not appreciate them. I was wondering how to block these messages from being received so I am not charged for them, and more importantly, do not have to read them. Here are some examples of what I have been receiving:

1. When I looked in the mirror after every shower, I couldn't help but wonder whether or not I was average

2. African tribes take these herbs all the time, this is why they have such big cocks!

3. Hi there. I was looking for a method to improve my size. By size, I mean overall length

4. Good evening. No girls laugh at me now, haha, I laugh at them

Please advise. Thank you.

From your loving and somewhat entertained customer,
Lizelle R. Din

1 comment:

Anthonia said...

a-mazing. just like you, yellow ranger. over and out, black ranger.