Who's hungry for Hugh?

"Heroes" down, "House" to go.



Now, I realize the premise for tonight's premiere (Fox, 8 p.m.) is a little tired: We ended last season with all three members of House's team either quitting or being fired, and he's making a pack of fresh meat compete for the open slots. Ooh, what mean thing will he say next? Who's going to crack and cry first? How many sexual innuendos can pass between House and Cuddy?

Of course, none of that really matters. All that matters is that Hugh Laurie is dreamy. Even if he's old enough to be my dad. Let's not go there. - Kim