Fun ways to screw with your friends. Vol. 1

Email cards are so 2003. May I recommend showing that special someone you care with a phone message from, say, Optimus Prime, that crazy train wreck that is Britney Spears, or even master of the sucker punch, Pete Wentz?

It's simple. All you have to do is go to Varitalk and chose from an assortment of messages. The phone number even shows up as your personal number on their caller ID.

Now if you don't mind, its time to send my Mom a special delivery from one Mr. Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.


-Paul