It's scary, bitches.

So it's 8 days until Halloween and I have no frickin' clue as to what I'm going to be. Last year I ended looking like an American Apparel ad and I swear to jeebus that was not what I was aiming for. If only I could convince my roommate to be a Spartan cheerleader with me...

If you are in the spirit, I'm going to recommend Reaper's Realm to everyone this year. I went last night, and it was heelarious. It was beyond funny. Not only am I with 7 of my closest friends, subjecting them to cheap scares and innocent hockey-style checking into walls, I've got random creepies breathing down my neck and whispering sweet nothings into my ear. And OMG! there were cave creatures! As in SNL/Hip Hop Kids/The Decent cave creatures!

i think we've got company in the form of cave creeeetures

After being stuck in the mansion for 45 minutes, we get out into the woods where we were getting chased around with chainsaws. Not cool! Actually, it was cool. I was running in circles to see how long chainsaw dude was gonna chase me. Towards the end we were running through laundry lines of bloody sheets and I tackled into my friend and then kept running. That's what he gets for stopping and turning to see was behind him! If we were in a scary movie, we would of been goners. The dude that turns around to see where the killer is always gets killed!

vroom vroom

I better hurry up and get my costume together. I don't want to be that girl that shows up in an outfit from the sale aisle in Walgreens that fits a small child and my arse is hanging out. Well, unless you like that stuff.

-- Lizelle