Every morning, I'm 5 minutes closer to being a Republican...

Having trouble resisting the urge to rise and shine now that it's officially "balls ass cold" outside? ThinkGeek has your solution! It's the SnuzNLuz alarm clock, which uses a WiFi connection to access your online bank account. Every time you hit the snooze button, it donates money to organizations you hate. Brilliant! Why didn't we think of that?!

Especially digging the website's explanation of how to get the most our of your SnuzNLuz:

Are you a butcher? Set your SnuzNLuz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnuzNLuz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnuzNLuz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnuzNLuz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnuzNLuz to donate to MoveOn.Org
Are you a hippie? Set your SnuzNLuz to donate to the American Coal Foundation.
Are you a Ninja? Set your SnuzNLuz to donate to, hrrrm, we can't find a Pirate Charity at the moment. But there must be one...somewhere...anyways, the point is it's easy to setup once you identify your enemy!

Imagine the fun you comedic types could have imagining the presidential candidates' SnuzNLuzes...

- Elizabeth Drew