Here's hoping they serve Swedish pancakes.

I don't know about you all, but I love IKEA. It's nothing but a warehouse-sized playhouse! Bright colors! Futons galore! Food court! Hundreds of drawers of teeny tiny replacement screws and washers and wooden pegs!

NYC comedian Mark Malkoff, whose most major claim to fame to date is visiting each of Manhattan's 171 Starbucks in one day, moved in to a New Jersey IKEA yesterday for a week. Why, you ask? Why not? Learn his story and follow his recorded exploits here. - Kim