It's A Okay to Eat Clones and Stuff

The FDA has approved meat and milk from clones as fit for human consumption. Well at least from pigs, cows, and goats. Apparently, cloned sheep are still under investigation. Molly I and II, two cloned sheep that reside in Bumblefuck, Idaho are taking the news in stride.

"Yeah, me and (Molly) II dropped some tabs the other night for fun and I guess it affected our milk, but, like, whatever. I mean what's the point of being a clone if we can't have some fun?"

I feel sorry for these farm animals. Not only are they slaughtered for their ever so tasty flesh, BUT they are not even allowed to have sex anymore either. Poor little guys.

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