I Wanna Forgive You And I Wanna Forget You
Filed somewhere between P. Hilton's "Stars Are Blind" video and an infant's poopy diaper is this: Heidi Montag's new video, for her first single, "Higher". The song debuted on USweekly.com at the end of last week and this video popped up on youtube yesterday. Playboy Spence shot it on what I'm assuming was a 1993 Sony Handicam, Tommy Lee style, sans pants python. All and all the entire production mirrors cheap porn, which I guess is marginally better than I anticipated. - Kevin Almasy
3 comments:
"...shot it on what I'm assuming was a 1993 Sony Handicam..." ha ha ha. Wow. This is terrible.
Also, I imediately am reminded of Miss Jackson's "Love Will Never Do Without You". Which is like, my favorite song ever.
Now that video defines classy.
Her hand movements are so graceful and the arbitrary editing from bikini to dress back to bikini is just really deep and profound.
On a more serious note, this video is probably what is shown on repeat in the eighth circle of hell.
Good job Tits McNoTalent, you just put the fear of God back into my life.
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