London Encourages Idiots to Stay Careless
Due to several injuries related to careless douchebags "busy" people running into stuff on the street while texting, the city of London is now padding street poles. Kinda ridiculous. You would think that maybe people that run into objects on the street because they are too busy texting should get hurt so that they learn a goddamn lesson. This way they just get a nice cushy hug instead. What is next?
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CHE$$
3 comments:
Ugh silly British people.
hahahah. Love it. They should cut out the middle-man and just make people with unlimited texting plans wear heavily-padded overcoats anywhere... or those inflatable sumo-wrestling outfits.
What the hell happened to survival of the fittest?!?! Let them smash their horrible teeth in so they HAVE to get them done! Silly fuggers. Reminds me...texting while walking will be a good post for Urban-Etiquette.net - thanks Chess!
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