When cougars attack
Yesterday, Chicago Police shot and killed a cougar that was running around Roscoe Vilage, two blocks away from my house. 
Considering the number of children and pets in the neighborhood, wildlife experts and city officials agreed that the slaying was justified. I totally agree. I also had to shop in this internet meme:
Anyways, stay safe and keep an eye out for cougars -Rannell
11 comments:
oh. an actual cougar? i thought it was a 50 yr old lady on the prowl for Aston Kutcher look-a-likes.
naw, those cougars are routinely found at lounge bars in the viagra triangle (rush/division). they are relatively harmless, unless you are as sexy I am. fortunately, I always carry a klingon knife.
also, be glad I went with the "____? In my ______?" meme instead of doing a lolcat...
must resist the temptation to do an inappropriate lolcat...
Make a Klingon lolcat please.
What cougars may lack at all in stealth, they make up for in speed.
Note the photo above.
Not only does this young man have no idea he's dealing with a cougar, but he also has no idea he's already slept with her.
Stealth. Speed.
just for you kim
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2eyujns&s=3
Rannell, that is fantastic. Thank you.
A diamond studded cougar?
A Cougar Magnum (like in N64's Goldeneye) was used to kill the beast.
ha!!! Nyce one chess...right there with ya...literally lol'ing :)
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