Tom Cruise is a friggin' crazy idiot d-bag

Apparently, the devout crazy closeted clown scientologist is building a $10 million dollar self-contained bunker underneath his estate that will support his family in case the evil galactic ruler Xenu comes back to earth to lay waste to the trapped alien souls that are in each of us.

It's reassuring to see that not all totally insane nutjobs are colorful homeless people that roam the streets thanks to Reagan, but successful and insanely rich role models for children.

A little bit about the pathological liar that is L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology.

... he has made these, among other false claims:

That he was a much decorated war hero. He was not.
That he commanded a corvette squadron. He did not.
That he was awarded the Purple Heart, a gallantry decoration for those wounded in action. He was not wounded and was not decorated.
That he was crippled and blinded in the war and cured himself with Dianetic technique. He was not crippled and was not blinded.
That he was sent by U.S. Naval Intelligence to break up a black magic ring in California. He was not. He was himself a member of that occult group and practiced ritual sexual magic in it.
That he was a graduate of George Washington University and an atomic physicist. The facts are that he completed only one year of college and failed the one course on nuclear physics in which he enrolled.

There is no dispute about any of this. The evidence is unchallenged.[2]

– Justice Latey High court of London

Yeahhhhh...

Also, I found out I am NOT blood related to this ass clown since the Hubbards adopted his orphan father. Phew.

- Chess