Impending "acute anxiety" coming on

OK; I can't believe that I'm actually writing about this, but I guess it's breaking news: TMZ, D-Listed and all the other celebrity gossip blog sites have reported that Britney Spears has lost custody of her two sons. The judge ruled that KFed "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the court."

I should be dragged out into the street and shot for posting this, but who doesn't like a good nervous breakdown? Can anyone say "this is the Dana Plato of our generation?" OK, now scroll down and read things that are actually cool and important. - Name withheld