Tuesday, October 2, 2007

No hug for you



I meant to post about this news item yesterday but got sidetracked by all the Britney buzz.

An Oak Park school banned hugging among its students! Hugs! This is a middle school, people. Hugs are not going to lead directly to sex -- especially in the halls between classes. Stop with your insanity.

Well, it's even better that I forgot to post about this yesterday, because it was reported today that smoke filled the school this morning before students arrived for the day.

Take that as a sign that hugs cure all. Hug each other, or you will be smoked out of your school. - Kim

Image by Jeff Thomas

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah but hugs can lead to drive by shootings and terrorist attacks.

Paul Degrassi said...

I love me some hugs. Contrary to some beliefs that Im a high fiver, I prefer to hug.

Unknown said...

Big beefy hugs...

Anonymous said...

big beefy hugs followed by an uncontrollable high five.

Paul Degrassi said...

Chessssss are you calling me fat :(

Anonymous said...

Hell no, I am calling you a beefcake. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!