What Did He Ever See in Her?

Gold digging fame whore Heather Mills is apparently not satisfied with her $50 million divorce settlement from Paul McBeatle and is now trying to sell private footage of the couple that she recorded without his knowledge for more $$$.

The ever classy Mills should stop pretending to be some uppity one-legged socialite and go back to her good ol' fashioned whore days. She could be in pirate porn and just affix a wooden peg to that big greedy ass of hers.



I censored her parts out, cause believe me, no one should see such huge and lopsided areolae this early in the day...or ever.

Paul, seriously? You got off on that? Ewwwwww.

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